Like surprises? The Secret Stash seedscription box gives you exclusive access to pre-lease and limited-release inventory from our secret basement bank. Choose your frequency of monthly, every 3 months, or every 6 months to get unreleased seed varieties delivered to your door, stacked with a Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide.

Distinct from our standard Autoship subscription, which is applicable to all online purchases, the Secret Stash seedscription box gives you exclusive access to unreleased seed varieties. While both services offer awesome  subscription-based discounts, Secret Stash seedscribers enjoy a plethora of perks.

The standard Autoship subscription is for you. Get a kick out of tinkering with new and exciting seed types while basking in extra benefits? The Secret Stash seedscription is for you.

Simply sign up, choose your seedscription frequency, and receive seeds from our secret stash (at a members-only discount!) every 1, 3, or 6 months. You’ll get seeds from our pre-release inventory or our limited-release stash, exclusive to our seedscribers. 

With your pack of 10 seeds, you’re automatically enrolled as a Funky Grower groupie and get 150 CannaCredits towards rewards. Along with premium seeds, included in each order is a Secret Stash card with a QR code for our Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide. Lastly, you’ll get to share insights and tips, enjoy early access to premium products, get involved in R&D, and help others get growing in our private Facebook page that’s  just for Funky Beans Growers like you. 

With this customizable cannabis seedscription service, you get:

• Exclusive access to our basement bank of premium seeds at discounted prices
• Premium seeds delivered (discreetly) to your door at your chosen frequency
• Automatic enrollment as a Funky Grower groupie (with 150 CannaCredits towards rewards, aka $15!)
• Expert guidance with our Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide
• AND an invite to our private Facebook page to connect with the Funky Beans community

Real easy. Add your seedscription to your cart to sign up.

Secret Stash seedscription orders are shipped on the 5th of every month for the frequency that you have chosen. Autoship subscriptions are shipped on the date that the payment is authorized at the frequency that you have chosen.

It’s not called the Secret Stash for nothin’. By signing up for a seedscription, you gain exclusive access to our basement bank of unreleased seeds AND limited edition products. Secret Stash seedscribers also enjoy automatic enrollment into the Funky Grower rewards program with 150 CannaCredits (aka $15) and MORE with every delivery. Bank more points by simply referring a fellow home-grower to sign up for their own Secret Stash seedscription.

Oh yeah! Just by signing up, you automatically get 150 CannaCredits as a Funky Grower groupie. Groupies earn points with one-time purchases, seedscription orders, social follows, and more. The more credits you bank, the more you can redeem to save on future purchases. Here’s how the points stack up:

You get CannaCredits right away when you sign up. CannaCredits from each Autoship order can be used 21 days after your order has been sent.

And a friendly reminder: The 150 CannaCredits you get for signing up can be used for autoshipping, but only once for each product. Please, don’t try to use them more than once.

Find all the switches and dials for your account in your customer dashboard. Here, you can update your payment methods and account information with some well-aimed clicks. 

All changes to payment and/or account information must be completed by the 20th of the month prior to your shipment date. This is so our canna-elves have time to process your order with the desired changes. Changes made after the 20th of the month prior to your shipment date will not be reflected until the following shipment date.

Secret Stash seedscribers can adjust their shipping frequency through their customer account dashboard. Login to your account to change your shipping frequency.

Need to slow things down? Funky Beans does not allow freezes, but shipments may be skipped for eligible members:

• Monthly frequency members can skip 2 orders per year
• Every 3 Months frequency members can skip 1 order per year
• Every 6 Months frequency members can skip 0 orders per year

Secret Stash seedscribers can also opt to cancel their account through their customer account dashboard. Login to your account to freeze or cancel your seedscription.

Changes must be completed by the 20th of the month prior to your billing date so our canna-elves have time to process your desired changes. Changes made after the 20th of the month prior to your billing date will go into effect for orders following the final shipment. 

Because orders are processed on the 1st of the month of your chosen shipment frequency (monthly, every 3 months, or every 6 months), all customers should enroll by the 20th of the month prior to their desired shipment date.

Nope! Shipping isn’t included in the price of the Secret Stash seedscription.