FAQs for your reefer-ence

Plants growing from autoflower seeds can do so independently of the photoperiod, meaning the ambient light cycle doesn’t matter. They can grow anywhere, but we recommend rearing them outside for the bulk of their growth period.

Celebrated by the easy-growing groupies, autoflower is perfect for people who are dipping their toes in the home cultivation craft. Generally an easy-going plant, it is also prized for its small stature. So, growers interested in a more stealthy approach to their practice, or simply want to take up less space with their project, would prefer autoflowers. Also, due to their diva-free demeanor, they are favorable for their fast growth periods. Growers that are hoping for rapid yield would be attracted to this variety. 

Feminized seeds boast an almost 100% yield of female plants. We recommend growing them in a controlled, indoor environment.

These are the seeds for growers with the buds-before-bros mindset. That is: achieving an ample yield of legal limit-potency THCa and consumable flower, while minimizing interference from male pollen. As such, they’re a cost-effective option for folks who want seeds specifically for a single, stellar crop.

Au naturale, as the plant would occur in the wild. Adult plants from these seeds have a 50/50 chance of being male or female. They are non-preferential in terms of growing inside or outside.

For folks who want seeds from plants with very little genetic tinkering, regular seeds are the way to go. These buyers can dapple in their own strain-creation by accruing a pollen bank for DIY breeding projects. Regular seed consumers are typically already versed in the industry and excited to develop their muscles for creativity within the cannabis craft.

Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer. That’s because we meticulously source our seeds from top-breeders and geneticists by the strain. We’ve curated an impeccable stash for every kind of grower with every kind of preference. Each seed is categorized by their type: either Autoflower, Feminized, or Regular. From there, you can go down a whole rabbit hole of filtrations.

Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product. While we have successfully replicated our approach innumerable times and work tirelessly to source the highest-possible quality seeds, it’s inescapable that planting and growing cannabis is a biological process. And so, not every seed will germinate! 

Customers can receive replacement seeds when:

(1) both seeds from a 2-count package do not germinate and/or 5 or more seeds from a 10-count package do not germinate; or, 

(2) picture proof is provided to hello@growfunkybeans.com. Our team will review your case and get back to you within 2 business days. 

If customers are eligible for replacement, Funky Beans will ship only the number of replacement seeds for those that did not germinate. Seeds that do not germinate due to grower deviation from the grow guide, or that are lost/damaged after receiving them, will not be replaced. 

If seeds have been damaged during shipping, please send a photo of your shipment to hello@growfunkybeans.com within 21 days of receipt to receive replacement. For more information, view our Terms & Conditions.

Unopened seed packages can be exchanged within 21 days of receiving them. Contact hello@growfunkybeans.com to initiate an exchange.

Seeds will be shipped one day after payment has been processed.

For all information about orders, shipping, returns, payments and refunds, view our Terms & Conditions.

All seeds will be thoroughly checked before shipment. However, it’s always good practice to check them yourself, too! Healthy seeds are brown and plump, sometimes with stripes. Unhealthy seeds are pale green or white.

Stick to the 40/40 rule! That’s 40% humidity at 40°F in a dark place for an expected shelf life of 12 months.

We’re not only committed to getting you the best seeds on the market, we also want you to feel confident rearing healthy, mature, harvestable cannabis plants. That’s why we put together this easy Beans-to-Green Grow Guide, making the craft of growing cannabis accessible to everyone. 

Find an abridged version of the Funky Beans grow method directly on the product pages of our site. 

Want a little more detail? Check out the full Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide in The Green Room.

And if you’re the kind of grower who values having more of an explanation for each directive, here’s our 6-step blog series “Beans-to-Greens Homegrown Cannabis: the Easy Funky Beans Method.”

A part of the fun of growing any plant from seed is getting to experientially participate in a fascinating biological process. So, results are dependent on a litany of conditional and environmental factors. We’ve pulled from our immense collective experience to bring you a tried and tested method for controlling as many factors as possible to render consistent results. 

Follow our method, step-by-step, and enjoy the pride you’ll feel from growing your own greens.

In short: yes. 

While it is absolutely possible to grow bud without special equipment, you’ll find it easier to control conditions and render more consistent results with quantitative values and exceptional products. 

You can read all about the use of these tools in each step of the 6-step blog series “Beans-to-Greens Homegrown Cannabis: the Easy Funky Beans Method.” But here’s a quick list of what we recommend: 

• A PAR Meter like this one.
• A device to monitor the temperature, relative humidity, VPD, PAR, and Co2. We recommend getting one that knocks out all these measurements at once like this one or a less expensive option like this one.
• Proper lighting. There’s a full explanation on lighting options for each step in the blog series. But especially if you’re planning to grow inside, you’ll need to invest in grow lights that meet the needs of your plants. 
• Growing medium, an inert soil is best for planting your seeds. 

Soil enriching agents. We swear by these products, which you can find directly in our Supplies Shop: Soil-Activating Mycrobes, Growth-Promoting Coconut Powder, and Organic Aloe Vera Flakes.

We dutifully comply with all industry regulations and standards. Purchasing THCa seeds is not illegal. Check with your local regulatory guidelines to see how you can adhere to your state’s specific laws for growing.

Offering exceptional products and guidance, we’re poppin’ in here to show you what the cannabis industry looks like at its peak. We’re hella into cannabis, seeds, and making the craft of growing accessible for home-growers of all experience levels. And, hey, the process is pretty fun, too. Serious about seeds, but make it funky.

By putting quality ahead of all other initiatives, we are confident that home-growers will be set up for success from the start. Through experiential testing, we know that rearing high-yield, high THCa plants can only be achieved with the best seeds. That’s why all strains are sourced from top-industry experts in cannabis breeding and genetics.

Our roots are in hemp, from the canna-pros of Smoky Mountain CBD. Smoky Mountain CBD offers elevated wellness hemp products of a quality and standard that has smoked the regional industry. 

And we see the need for seeds. So, we’ve been squirreling away our best seeds, of the best strains, to bring you the funkiest beans.

With one click, you can set up your subscription to get your preferred seeds straight to your house at a discounted rate. Earn CannaCredits towards your Funky Grower rewards membership with every order. Set it and forget it so you can focus on your grow journey.

Our standard Autoship Subscription is applicable to all online purchases. The Secret Stash Seedscription box, however, gives you exclusive access to unreleased seed varieties. Both subscription services offer awesome discounts and perks.

Go to the subscriptions page or select your autoship frequency at checkout.

Yes! 

Here’s the breakdown of your CannaCredit earning potential with autoshipping: 

You get CannaCredits right away when you sign up. CannaCredits from each Autoship order can be used 21 days after your order has been sent.

And a friendly reminder: The 150 CannaCredits you get for signing up can be used for autoshipping, but only once for each product. Please, don’t try to use them more than once.

Autoship subscribers can manage their payment methods and account information directly in their customer account dashboard. You can find all that jazz here.

All changes to payment and/or account information must be completed 7 days prior to your billing date so that our canna-elves have time to process your order with the desired changes. Changes made within 7 days of your billing date will not be reflected until the following shipment.

Find all the switches and dials for your account in your customer dashboard. Here, you can update your payment methods and account information with some well-aimed clicks.

While your subscription can’t be frozen, you’re welcome to modify your subscription frequency or cancel it at any time in your customer account dashboard. 

Changes must be made at least 7 days before your next billing date. Changes made within 7 days of your billing date means your cancellation or schedule adjustment won’t go into effect until after the upcoming shipment date.

Place your order at least 7 days before the next billing for it to apply to that cycle.

Nope! Shipping isn’t included in the price of the subscription.

Payments are automatically charged on the date of your original purchase based on the frequency you selected. For full payment terms, view our Terms & Conditions.

Autoship subscriptions are shipped on the date that the payment is authorized at the frequency that you have chosen. Secret Stash seedscription orders are shipped on the 5th of every month for the frequency that you have chosen.

Orders are shipped the day after your payment has been processed. Standard shipping within the continental US can take 1-5 business days but is not guaranteed.

Once you receive your shipment of premium seeds, they’re yours! Let us know if your order arrived with damaged packaging and send us a photo of your package  to hello@growfunkybeans.com to assess for return eligibility. View our full Return Policy for Autoship Subscriptions in our Terms & Conditions.

For all information about Autoship Subscriptions, view our Terms & Conditions.

Like surprises? The Secret Stash Seedscription box gives you exclusive access to pre-lease and limited-release inventory from our secret basement bank. Choose your frequency of monthly, every 3 months, or every 6 months to get unreleased seed varieties delivered to your door, stacked with a Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide.

Distinct from our standard Autoship Subscription, which is applicable to all online purchases, the Secret Stash Seedscription box gives you exclusive access to unreleased seed varieties. While both services offer awesome  subscription-based discounts, Secret Stash seedscribers enjoy a plethora of perks.

The standard Autoship Subscription is for you. Get a kick out of tinkering with new and exciting seed types while basking in extra benefits? The Secret Stash Seedscription is for you.

Simply sign up, choose your seedscription frequency, and receive seeds from our secret stash (at a members-only discount!) every 1, 3, or 6 months. You’ll get seeds from our pre-release inventory or our limited-release stash, exclusive to our seedscribers. 

With your pack of 10 seeds, you’re automatically enrolled as a Funky Grower groupie and get 150 CannaCredits towards rewards. Along with premium seeds, included in each order is a Secret Stash card with a QR code for our Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide. Lastly, you’ll get to share insights and tips, enjoy early access to premium products, get involved in R&D, and help others get growing in our private Facebook page that’s  just for Funky Beans Growers like you. 

With this customizable cannabis seedscription service, you get:

• Exclusive access to our basement bank of premium seeds at discounted prices
• Premium seeds delivered (discreetly) to your door at your chosen frequency
• Automatic enrollment as a Funky Grower groupie (with 150 CannaCredits towards rewards, aka $15!)
• Expert guidance with our Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide
• AND an invite to our private Facebook page to connect with the Funky Beans community

Real easy. Click here to sign up.

Secret Stash seedscription orders are shipped on the 5th of every month for the frequency that you have chosen. Autoship subscriptions are shipped on the date that the payment is authorized at the frequency that you have chosen.

It’s not called the Secret Stash for nothin’. By signing up for a seedscription, you gain exclusive access to our basement bank of unreleased seeds AND limited edition products. Secret Stash seedscribers also enjoy automatic enrollment into the Funky Grower Rewards program with 150 CannaCredits (aka $15) and MORE with every delivery. Bank more points by simply referring a fellow home-grower to sign up for their own Secret Stash Seedscription.

Oh yeah! Just by signing up, you automatically get 150 CannaCredits as a Funky Grower groupie. Groupies earn points with one-time purchases, seedscription orders, social follows, and more. The more credits you bank, the more you can redeem to save on future purchases. Here’s how the points stack up:

You get CannaCredits right away when you sign up. CannaCredits from each Autoship order can be used 21 days after your order has been sent.

And a friendly reminder: The 150 CannaCredits you get for signing up can be used for autoshipping, but only once for each product. Please, don’t try to use them more than once.

Find all the switches and dials for your account in your customer dashboard. Here, you can update your payment methods and account information with some well-aimed clicks. 

All changes to payment and/or account information must be completed by the 20th of the month prior to your shipment date. This is so our canna-elves have time to process your order with the desired changes. Changes made after the 20th of the month prior to your shipment date will not be reflected until the following shipment date.

Secret Stash Seedscribers can adjust their shipping frequency through their customer account dashboard. Login to your account to change your shipping frequency.

Need to slow things down? Funky Beans does not allow freezes, but shipments may be skipped for eligible members:

• Monthly frequency members can skip 2 orders per year
• Every 3 Months frequency members can skip 1 order per year
• Every 6 Months frequency members can skip 0 orders per year

Secret Stash Seedscribers can also opt to cancel their account through their customer account dashboard. Login to your account to freeze or cancel your seedscription.

Changes must be completed by the 20th of the month prior to your billing date so our canna-elves have time to process your desired changes. Changes made after the 20th of the month prior to your billing date will go into effect for orders following the final shipment.

Because orders are processed on the 1st of the month of your chosen shipment frequency (monthly, every 3 months, or every 6 months), all customers should enroll by the 20th of the month prior to their desired shipment date.

Nope! Shipping isn’t included in the price of the Secret Stash Seedscription.

You’ll be billed on the 1st of each month for the months that your seedscription applies. For example, if you have a 3-month seedscription, you’d be billed Jan 1, March 1, June 1, and so on. For full payment and billing terms, view our Terms & Conditions.

Orders are shipped on the 5th of every month for the frequency that members have chosen at time of enrollment. Standard ground shipping usually takes 1-5 business days to arrive within the continental US, but is not guaranteed. 

For example, if you have a 3-month seedscription, your delivery will ship to you on Jan 5, March 5, June 5, and so on.

Once you receive your shipment of premium p seeds, they’re yours! Let us know if your order arrived with damaged packaging and send us a photo of your package  to hello@growfunkybeans.com to assess for return eligibility. View our full Return Policy for Secret Stash Seedscriptions in our Terms & Conditions.

For all information about Secret Stash seedscriptions, view our Terms & Conditions.

An easy way to convert purchases into cash, Funky Grower rewards members earn points with every transaction, known as CannaCredits. Bank up your CannaCredits and redeem them for cash back on future buys.

With so many ways to earn, this is an easy way to save on every purchase. Sign up for a Secret Stash Seedscription or Autoship Subscriptions to automatically earn CannaCredits with each order. Follow and share our social content, refer a friend, review products, and more to score savings. 

Every $1 USD spent = 1 CannaCredit earned. AND, 10 CannaCredits = $1 USD that can be redeemed towards future purchases. 

Here’s how you can earn big savings, even just by having a birthday:

You get CannaCredits right away when you sign up. CannaCredits from each Autoship order can be used 21 days after your order has been sent.

And a friendly reminder: The 150 CannaCredits you get for signing up can be used for autoshipping, but only once for each product. Please, don’t try to use them more than once.

Some exclusions apply. For all of the Funky Grower Rewards deetz, view our Terms & Conditions.

CannaCredits earned from purchases are available 21 days after an order has shipped. CannaCredits earned after enrolling in Rewards, Autoship, and/or Secret Stash are available immediately. All other CannaCredits earned will be ready to use 24 hours after you’ve done what’s needed to get them.

We want everyone to earn (and keep!) honest CannaCredits. Customers can keep their CannaCredits if they processed an exchange. However, refunded purchases result in a forfeiture of the CannaCredits earned for that purchase.

Find your rewards in your customer account dashboard, by logging into your Funky Beans account.

Yes, you are automatically enrolled to earn rewards – along with 150 starter CannaCredits (aka $15!) – when you sign up for a Secret Stash Seedscription or a standard Autoship Subscription.

CannaCredits will be added to your bank once your order ships.

You can use these credits when you check out, either a little at a time or all at once. But, you need to have at least 100 CannaCredits before you can start using them (aka $10 towards more seeds).

CannaCredit redemption is only available with online purchases and cannot be applied towards Secret Stash Seedscriptions or standard Autoship Subscriptions (but Funky Grower groupies do earn CannaCredits for every Secret Stash or Autoship order).

All CannaCredits expire 365 days from the date of earning. 

For example, if you earned 100 points on March 1, 2024 and 75 points on May 1, 2024, then the 100 points you earned on March 1, 2024 would expire on March 1, 2025 and the 75 points earned on May 1, 2024 would remain until they expire on May 1, 2025.

We want everyone to earn (and keep!) honest CannaCredits. Customers can keep their CannaCredits if they processed an exchange. However, refunded purchases result in a forfeiture of the CannaCredits earned for that purchase.

You can become a Funky Growers Groupie on the Funky Growers Rewards page, your customer account dashboard, or opt-in at check out. Or, be automatically enrolled when you sign up for Autoship Subscriptions and/or Secret Stash Seedscriptions are automatically enrolled at time of purchase (unless you deselect the opt-in checkbox at checkout).

For all information about Funky Growers rewards, view our Terms & Conditions.

We have two types of Authorized Wholesale Partners: Resellers and Growers. Both partners will need to meet MOQ requirements, but only Resellers require having a reseller’s license.

Fast, easy, and *so* worth it. Have your valid reseller’s license handy when you click on this Authorized Wholesale Partner registration. Our team will get back to you via the email associated with your account in 2-3 business days.

Payment is due in full at checkout for all wholesale orders purchased online. The minimum order requirement to apply the 50% off SRP wholesale discounts is $500 ($1,000 retail value). 

For orders over $5000 or orders & returns, contact our sales team at sales@growfunkybeans.com.

Authorized Wholesale Partners receive 50% off SRP so the $500 MOQ is actually a $1000 retail value. PLUS, all first-time wholesale orders receive an additional 10% off. Did we just become best buds? Yea, I think weed-id.

Along with a pretty rad wholesale discount, we proudly offer sales support to help you with your reselling goals. We’re here to talk through options and provide expert insight to help you thrive in cannabis seed retail. Contact us for this kush support.

Yes, unopened and undamaged items may be returned for a full refund.

We do not offer a germination guarantee on wholesale orders.

We currently are not selling any white labeled items.