FAQs for your reefer-ence

Plants growing from autoflower seeds can do so independently of the photoperiod, meaning the ambient light cycle doesn’t matter. They can grow anywhere, but we recommend rearing them outside for the bulk of their growth period.

Celebrated by the easy-growing groupies, autoflower is perfect for people who are dipping their toes in the home cultivation craft. Generally an easy-going plant, it is also prized for its small stature. So, growers interested in a more stealthy approach to their practice, or simply want to take up less space with their project, would prefer autoflowers. Also, due to their diva-free demeanor, they are favorable for their fast growth periods. Growers that are hoping for rapid yield would be attracted to this variety. 

Feminized seeds boast an almost 100% yield of female plants. We recommend growing them in a controlled, indoor environment.

These are the seeds for growers with the buds-before-bros mindset. That is: achieving an ample yield of legal limit-potency THCa and consumable flower, while minimizing interference from male pollen. As such, they’re a cost-effective option for folks who want seeds specifically for a single, stellar crop.

Au naturale, as the plant would occur in the wild. Adult plants from these seeds have a 50/50 chance of being male or female. They are non-preferential in terms of growing inside or outside.

For folks who want seeds from plants with very little genetic tinkering, regular seeds are the way to go. These buyers can dapple in their own strain-creation by accruing a pollen bank for DIY breeding projects. Regular seed consumers are typically already versed in the industry and excited to develop their muscles for creativity within the cannabis craft.

Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer. That’s because we meticulously source our seeds from top-breeders and geneticists by the strain. We’ve curated an impeccable stash for every kind of grower with every kind of preference. Each seed is categorized by their type: either Autoflower, Feminized, or Regular. From there, you can go down a whole rabbit hole of filtrations.

Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product. While we have successfully replicated our approach innumerable times and work tirelessly to source the highest-possible quality seeds, it’s inescapable that planting and growing cannabis is a biological process. And so, not every seed will germinate! 

Customers can receive replacement seeds when:

(1) both seeds from a 2-count package do not germinate and/or 5 or more seeds from a 10-count package do not germinate; or, 

(2) picture proof is provided to [email protected]. Our team will review your case and get back to you within 2 business days. 

If customers are eligible for replacement, Funky Beans will ship only the number of replacement seeds for those that did not germinate. Seeds that do not germinate due to grower deviation from the grow guide, or that are lost/damaged after receiving them, will not be replaced. 

If seeds have been damaged during shipping, please send a photo of your shipment to [email protected] within 21 days of receipt to receive replacement. For more information, view our Terms & Conditions.

Unopened seed packages can be exchanged within 21 days of receiving them. Contact [email protected] to initiate an exchange.

Seeds will be shipped one day after payment has been processed.

For all information about orders, shipping, returns, payments and refunds, view our Terms & Conditions.

All seeds will be thoroughly checked before shipment. However, it’s always good practice to check them yourself, too! Healthy seeds are brown and plump, sometimes with stripes. Unhealthy seeds are pale green or white.

Stick to the 40/40 rule! That’s 40% humidity at 40°F in a dark place for an expected shelf life of 12 months.

We’re not only committed to getting you the best seeds on the market, we also want you to feel confident rearing healthy, mature, harvestable cannabis plants. That’s why we put together this easy Beans-to-Green Grow Guide, making the craft of growing cannabis accessible to everyone. 

Find an abridged version of the Funky Beans grow method directly on the product pages of our site. 

Want a little more detail? Check out the full Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide in The Green Room.

And if you’re the kind of grower who values having more of an explanation for each directive, here’s our 6-step blog series “Beans-to-Greens Homegrown Cannabis: the Easy Funky Beans Method.”

A part of the fun of growing any plant from seed is getting to experientially participate in a fascinating biological process. So, results are dependent on a litany of conditional and environmental factors. We’ve pulled from our immense collective experience to bring you a tried and tested method for controlling as many factors as possible to render consistent results. 

Follow our method, step-by-step, and enjoy the pride you’ll feel from growing your own greens.

In short: yes. 

While it is absolutely possible to grow bud without special equipment, you’ll find it easier to control conditions and render more consistent results with quantitative values and exceptional products. 

You can read all about the use of these tools in each step of the 6-step blog series “Beans-to-Greens Homegrown Cannabis: the Easy Funky Beans Method.” But here’s a quick list of what we recommend: 

• A PAR Meter like this one.
• A device to monitor the temperature, relative humidity, VPD, PAR, and Co2. We recommend getting one that knocks out all these measurements at once like this one or a less expensive option like this one.
• Proper lighting. There’s a full explanation on lighting options for each step in the blog series. But especially if you’re planning to grow inside, you’ll need to invest in grow lights that meet the needs of your plants. 
• Growing medium, an inert soil is best for planting your seeds. 

Soil enriching agents. We swear by these products, which you can find directly in our Supplies Shop: Soil-Activating Mycrobes, Growth-Promoting Coconut Powder, and Organic Aloe Vera Flakes.

We dutifully comply with all industry regulations and standards. Purchasing THCa seeds is not illegal. Check with your local regulatory guidelines to see how you can adhere to your state’s specific laws for growing.

Offering exceptional products and guidance, we’re poppin’ in here to show you what the cannabis industry looks like at its peak. We’re hella into cannabis, seeds, and making the craft of growing accessible for home-growers of all experience levels. And, hey, the process is pretty fun, too. Serious about seeds, but make it funky.

By putting quality ahead of all other initiatives, we are confident that home-growers will be set up for success from the start. Through experiential testing, we know that rearing high-yield, high THCa plants can only be achieved with the best seeds. That’s why all strains are sourced from top-industry experts in cannabis breeding and genetics.

Our roots are in hemp, from the canna-pros of Smoky Mountain CBD. Smoky Mountain CBD offers elevated wellness hemp products of a quality and standard that has smoked the regional industry. 

And we see the need for seeds. So, we’ve been squirreling away our best seeds, of the best strains, to bring you the funkiest beans.

Earn CannaCredits every time you place an order at Funky Beans.

For every $1 spent, you earn 1 CannaCredit. Once you reach 100 CannaCredits, you can redeem them for $10 off a future purchase.

Simple rewards for repeat growers.

You earn 1 CannaCredit for every $1 spent on eligible purchases at Funky Beans.

Credits are automatically added to your account after your order is completed.

100 CannaCredits = $10 off your order.

Your credits can be redeemed directly during checkout once you reach the minimum redemption amount.

CannaCredits are added to your account after your order has been completed.

You can view your current CannaCredit balance by logging into your Funky Beans account.

Once you have at least 100 CannaCredits available, you can redeem them during checkout for savings on your order.

All CannaCredits expire 365 days from the date of earning.

CannaCredits may be removed for refunded, canceled, or fraudulent orders.

Create an account, place an order, and start earning CannaCredits automatically.

We have two types of Authorized Wholesale Partners: Resellers and Growers. Both partners will need to meet MOQ requirements, but only Resellers require having a reseller’s license.

Fast, easy, and *so* worth it. Have your valid reseller’s license handy when you click on this Authorized Wholesale Partner registration. Our team will get back to you via the email associated with your account in 2-3 business days.

Payment is due in full at checkout for all wholesale orders purchased online. The minimum order requirement to apply the 50% off SRP wholesale discounts is $500 ($1,000 retail value). 

For orders over $5000 or orders & returns, contact our sales team at [email protected].

Authorized Wholesale Partners receive 50% off SRP so the $500 MOQ is actually a $1000 retail value. PLUS, all first-time wholesale orders receive an additional 10% off. Did we just become best buds? Yea, I think weed-id.

Along with a pretty rad wholesale discount, we proudly offer sales support to help you with your reselling goals. We’re here to talk through options and provide expert insight to help you thrive in cannabis seed retail. Contact us for this kush support.

Yes, unopened and undamaged items may be returned for a full refund.

We do not offer a germination guarantee on wholesale orders.

We currently are not selling any white labeled items.