Growing your
own funky flower
just got easier.
Get in the groove of growing your own cannabis from a
selection of superior strain-specific seeds.
Master the craft with
bean-to-green support
Whether you’re a canna-curious novice, a seasoned pro, or something in between, we’re here to support you through your home-growing journey. Using our expert guidance, you can experience the craft of rearing cannabis and enjoy the funky flowers of your labor.
Welcome to the Funky Beans community – let’s get you growing.
Talkin’ terpenes
& selecting strains
While the terpene profile tickles your senses, the chemotype delivers dominant strain-specific stimulation.
We’ve got the low-down on the lingo and everything for you to know to select the right seeds for your unique needs.
Poppin’ beans
& growin’ greens
Is it the craft of highly skilled breeders and growers? Yes. Is it possible to achieve at home, even if you don’t have experience? Also yes.
Everyone can grow cannabis and we daresay that includes you. See how easy it can be with our beans-to-greens grow guide.
Access exclusive
seed selections monthly
Sign up for this customizable package to get 10 exclusive seeds from our basement bank every 1, 3, or 6 months.
If receiving seeds from our pre-release and limited-release inventory at a discount sounds pretty sweet to you, it’s time to get in on the Secret Stash seedscription.
Get 10 exclusive seeds from our basement bank every 1, 3, or 6 months. Plus a Secret Stash grow card, an invite to our private Funky Growers Facebook page for some serious insider intel, and automatic enrollment as a Funky Grower groupie with 150 CannaCredits towards rewards.
Distinct from our standard autoship subscription, which includes discounts applicable to all online purchases, the Secret Stash seedscription gives you exclusive access to unreleased seed varieties. While both services offer awesome subscription-based discounts, Secret Stash seedscribers enjoy plenty of perks!
For some bonus beans: you can keep those Funky Grower points rollin’ with every seedscription order!
Sign up for this customizable package to get 10 exclusive seeds from our basement bank.
Our passion for your project
We see you, canna-fan, and we want you to know: you’re in good company.
We’re here to help you appreciate our favorite funky plant even more with a guided grow-at-home experience.
QUALITY
In practice and product, it’s our promise to offer you only the best.
INTEGRITY
Transparent, responsible, and accountable. You can trust us; you can trust our seeds. Period.
COMMUNITY
You’re invited into this colorful culture of passionate professionals and fun-loving fans.
Save bucks on your beans
Come on in to this cool community of cannabis growers that like to save money on the reg.
Easily earn redeemable points for every dollar you spend and pack on points just by having a birthday!
See all the ways to earn back bucks on premium beans in the Funky Grower rewards group.
Subscription
Sign Up
100 points
$10Rewards
Sign Up
150 points
$15Celebrate A
Birthday
100 points
$10Follow on
Facebook
50 points
$5Here’s some Funky FAQs
find the A to your QBinge the Chronicles
We’ve got ALL the pro tips plus info you probably didn’t even know you wanted to know.
But…the more you know, the more you grow.
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 1
Step 1 of 6: Germinate the beans
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 2
Step 2 of 6: Plant the beans
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 3
Step 3 of 6: Maintain the seedlings
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 4
Step 4 of 6: Bulk the veg-gals
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 5
Step 5 of 6: Feed the flowers
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 6
Step 6 of 6: Harvest the bud
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