The Natural Normie
50% males, 50% females, 100% nature-made nugs.
EXPERT – MODERATE YIELD
For the home-grower with longer term goals, like breeding and banking, these are Regular seeds for all-natural weed.
Triangle Mac
MACV2 X TRIANGLE KUSH
Chill + Spicy Citrus
A reputable fusion with Triangle Kush gas and MAC frost, citrusy and relaxing.
Regular Seeds FAQs
Au naturale, as the plant would occur in the wild. Adult plants from these seeds have a 50/50 chance of being male or female. They are non-preferential in terms of growing inside or outside.
For folks who want seeds from plants with very little genetic tinkering, regular seeds are the way to go. These buyers can dapple in their own strain-creation by accruing a pollen bank for DIY breeding projects. Regular seed consumers are typically already versed in the industry and excited to develop their muscles for creativity within the cannabis craft.
Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer. That’s because we meticulously source our seeds from top-breeders and geneticists by the strain. We’ve curated an impeccable stash for every kind of grower with every kind of preference. Each seed is categorized by their type: either Autoflower, Feminized, or Regular. From there, you can go down a whole rabbit hole of filtrations.
Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product. While we have successfully replicated our approach innumerable times and work tirelessly to source the highest-possible quality seeds, it’s inescapable that planting and growing cannabis is a biological process. And so, not every seed will germinate!
Customers can receive replacement seeds when:
(1) both seeds from a 2-count package do not germinate and/or 5 or more seeds from a 10-count package do not germinate; or,
(2) picture proof is provided to hello@growfunkybeans.com. Our team will review your case and get back to you within 2 business days.
If customers are eligible for replacement, Funky Beans will ship only the number of replacement seeds for those that did not germinate. Seeds that do not germinate due to grower deviation from the grow guide, or that are lost/damaged after receiving them, will not be replaced.
If seeds have been damaged during shipping, please send a photo of your shipment to hello@growfunkybeans.com within 21 days of receipt to receive replacement. For more information, view our Terms & Conditions.
Unopened seed packages can be exchanged within 21 days of receiving them. Contact hello@growfunkybeans.com to initiate an exchange.
Seeds will be shipped one day after payment has been processed.
For all information about orders, shipping, returns, payments and refunds, view our Terms & Conditions.
Talkin’ terpenes
& selecting strains
While the terpene profile tickles your senses, the chemotype delivers dominant strain-specific stimulation.
We’ve got the low-down on the lingo and everything for you to know to select the right seeds for your unique needs.
Poppin’ beans
& growin’ greens
Is it the craft of highly skilled breeders and growers? Yes. Is it possible to achieve at home, even if you don’t have experience? Also yes.
Everyone can grow cannabis and we daresay that includes you. See how easy it can be with our beans-to-greens grow guide.