The Natural Normie
50% males, 50% females, 100% nature-made nugs.
EXPERT – MODERATE YIELD
For the home-grower with longer term goals, like breeding and banking, these are Regular seeds for all-natural weed.
A-Team
FIRE OG X BUBBLE GUM X KOSHER KUSH
Sleepy + Berry Pine
Descending from an A-Team of potent players, this strain is a tasty way to catch Zzz’s.
Burmese Thaithon
BURMESE THAI X KOSHER KUSH
Hungry + Herbal Pine
Hailing from exotic origins, Burmese Thai takes on Kosher Kush’s potency and charisma.
Cheese Plate
STRAWNANA X KOSHER X X18
Sedated + Cheesy Fruit
If you prefer indica, this deeply cerebral blend will prophetically be your new favorite.
Expresso Shot
LEMON SKUNK X CHOCOLOPE KUSH
Sociable + Skunky Coffee
A citrusy lemon skunk funk mellowed out with earthy chocolate undertones to sustain a happy day.
Flower’s Forest
CHEM91 X LEMON SKUNK X KOSHER KUSH
Uplifted + Woody Lemon
Delivering a citrusy kick that’ll leave you positively peppy with its sativa-leaning stimulus.
Freshly Squeezed
MACV2 X OKC
Energized + Peppery Orange
An indica-forward strain with a citrus punch, this seed yields a short, bushy plant.
MacMosa
MACV2 X MIMOSA
Stimulated + Bubbly Orange
Fruit Punch terps with the famous MAC frost, this blend is citrusy and stimulating.
Tangie
CALI-O X SKUNK
Focused + Tropical Citrus
A sativa-dominant strain that’ll taste and feel like you’ve gotten your full dose of Vitamin C.
Thought-Box
SOUR TANGIE X CHOCOLOPE KUSH
Focused + Chemical Coffee
Great for daytime dallying, citrusy chocolate buds with heavy sativa parentage.
Regular Seeds FAQs
Au naturale, as the plant would occur in the wild. Adult plants from these seeds have a 50/50 chance of being male or female. They are non-preferential in terms of growing inside or outside.
For folks who want seeds from plants with very little genetic tinkering, regular seeds are the way to go. These buyers can dapple in their own strain-creation by accruing a pollen bank for DIY breeding projects. Regular seed consumers are typically already versed in the industry and excited to develop their muscles for creativity within the cannabis craft.
Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer. That’s because we meticulously source our seeds from top-breeders and geneticists by the strain. We’ve curated an impeccable stash for every kind of grower with every kind of preference. Each seed is categorized by their type: either Autoflower, Feminized, or Regular. From there, you can go down a whole rabbit hole of filtrations.
Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product. While we have successfully replicated our approach innumerable times and work tirelessly to source the highest-possible quality seeds, it’s inescapable that planting and growing cannabis is a biological process. And so, not every seed will germinate!
Customers can receive replacement seeds when:
(1) both seeds from a 2-count package do not germinate and/or 5 or more seeds from a 10-count package do not germinate; or,
(2) picture proof is provided to hello@growfunkybeans.com. Our team will review your case and get back to you within 2 business days.
If customers are eligible for replacement, Funky Beans will ship only the number of replacement seeds for those that did not germinate. Seeds that do not germinate due to grower deviation from the grow guide, or that are lost/damaged after receiving them, will not be replaced.
If seeds have been damaged during shipping, please send a photo of your shipment to hello@growfunkybeans.com within 21 days of receipt to receive replacement. For more information, view our Terms & Conditions.
Unopened seed packages can be exchanged within 21 days of receiving them. Contact hello@growfunkybeans.com to initiate an exchange.
Seeds will be shipped one day after payment has been processed.
For all information about orders, shipping, returns, payments and refunds, view our Terms & Conditions.
Talkin’ terpenes
& selecting strains
While the terpene profile tickles your senses, the chemotype delivers dominant strain-specific stimulation.
We’ve got the low-down on the lingo and everything for you to know to select the right seeds for your unique needs.
Poppin’ beans
& growin’ greens
Is it the craft of highly skilled breeders and growers? Yes. Is it possible to achieve at home, even if you don’t have experience? Also yes.
Everyone can grow cannabis and we daresay that includes you. See how easy it can be with our beans-to-greens grow guide.