The Natural Normie

50% males, 50% females, 100% nature-made nugs.

EXPERT – MODERATE YIELD

For the home-grower with longer term goals, like breeding and banking, these are Regular seeds for all-natural weed.

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    A-Team

    FIRE OG X BUBBLE GUM X KOSHER KUSH
    Sleepy + Berry Pine

    Descending from an A-Team of potent players, this strain is a tasty way to catch Zzz’s.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    Burmese Thaithon

    BURMESE THAI X KOSHER KUSH
    Hungry + Herbal Pine

    Hailing from exotic origins, Burmese Thai takes on Kosher Kush’s potency and charisma.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    Cheese Plate

    STRAWNANA X KOSHER X X18
    Sedated + Cheesy Fruit

    If you prefer indica, this deeply cerebral blend will prophetically be your new favorite.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    Expresso Shot

    LEMON SKUNK X CHOCOLOPE KUSH
    Sociable + Skunky Coffee

    A citrusy lemon skunk funk mellowed out with earthy chocolate undertones to sustain a happy day.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    Flower’s Forest

    CHEM91 X LEMON SKUNK X KOSHER KUSH
    Uplifted + Woody Lemon

    Delivering a citrusy kick that’ll leave you positively peppy with its sativa-leaning stimulus.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    Freshly Squeezed

    MACV2 X OKC
    Energized + Peppery Orange

    An indica-forward strain with a citrus punch, this seed yields a short, bushy plant.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    MacMosa

    MACV2 X MIMOSA
    Stimulated + Bubbly Orange

    Fruit Punch terps with the famous MAC frost, this blend is citrusy and stimulating.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    Tangie

    CALI-O X SKUNK
    Focused + Tropical Citrus

    A sativa-dominant strain that’ll taste and feel like you’ve gotten your full dose of Vitamin C.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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    Thought-Box

    SOUR TANGIE X CHOCOLOPE KUSH
    Focused + Chemical Coffee

    Great for daytime dallying, citrusy chocolate buds with heavy sativa parentage.

    $22.00$75.00 - Autoship
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Regular Seeds FAQs

What are “Regular” seeds?

Au naturale, as the plant would occur in the wild. Adult plants from these seeds have a 50/50 chance of being male or female. They are non-preferential in terms of growing inside or outside. 

Why would I choose to buy Regular seeds?

For folks who want seeds from plants with very little genetic tinkering, regular seeds are the way to go. These buyers can dapple in their own strain-creation by accruing a pollen bank for DIY breeding projects. Regular seed consumers are typically already versed in the industry and excited to develop their muscles for creativity within the cannabis craft.

How do I know the seeds I received are of the strain I want?

Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer. That’s because we meticulously source our seeds from top-breeders and geneticists by the strain. We’ve curated an impeccable stash for every kind of grower with every kind of preference. Each seed is categorized by their type: either Autoflower, Feminized, or Regular. From there, you can go down a whole rabbit hole of filtrations.

What’s your return policy?

Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product. While we have successfully replicated our approach innumerable times and work tirelessly to source the highest-possible quality seeds, it’s inescapable that planting and growing cannabis is a biological process. And so, not every seed will germinate! 

Customers can receive replacement seeds when:

(1) both seeds from a 2-count package do not germinate and/or 5 or more seeds from a 10-count package do not germinate; or, 

(2) picture proof is provided to hello@growfunkybeans.com. Our team will review your case and get back to you within 2 business days. 

If customers are eligible for replacement, Funky Beans will ship only the number of replacement seeds for those that did not germinate. Seeds that do not germinate due to grower deviation from the grow guide, or that are lost/damaged after receiving them, will not be replaced. 

If seeds have been damaged during shipping, please send a photo of your shipment to hello@growfunkybeans.com within 21 days of receipt to receive replacement. For more information, view our Terms & Conditions.

What’s your exchange policy?

Unopened seed packages can be exchanged within 21 days of receiving them. Contact hello@growfunkybeans.com to initiate an exchange.

When will my seeds be shipped?

Seeds will be shipped one day after payment has been processed.

Is there anything else I should know about my order?

For all information about orders, shipping, returns, payments and refunds, view our Terms & Conditions.

Talkin’ terpenes
& selecting strains

While the terpene profile tickles your senses, the chemotype delivers dominant strain-specific stimulation.

We’ve got the low-down on the lingo and everything for you to know to select the right seeds for your unique needs.

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Poppin’ beans
& growin’ greens

Is it the craft of highly skilled breeders and growers? Yes. Is it possible to achieve at home, even if you don’t have experience? Also yes.

Everyone can grow cannabis and we daresay that includes you. See how easy it can be with our beans-to-greens grow guide.

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