The Flowerful Feminized
All the buds, none of the bros.
INTERMEDIATE – HIGHEST YIELD
Multi-generational manipulation by skilled breeders renders lady-plants that produce lady-pollen. For growers focused on full, usable flower yield, this seed selection is for you.
Bisco Disco
BISCOTTI SHERB X OG KUSH
Buzzy + Sugary Pine
Balanced and buzzy, you’ll light up the dance floor with this slightly indica-dominant cross.
Bubble Bath
LA CONFIDENTIAL X KOSHER KUSH
Relaxed + Woody Pine
For a most relaxing sesh, this heavy indica is a cross of two High Times Cannabis Cup winners.
Canna-Loopy
CHOCOLATE THAI X CANNALOPE HAZE X CHEMDAWG
Mellow + Chocolate Diesel
A watershed of landrace strains, this is a well-balanced hybrid that’ll have you feeling boosted.
Fine Wine
GRAPE CREAM CAKE X GRAPE GAK
Tranquil + Earthy Grape
With a yield of dense, hefty buds, it delivers an equally hefty dose of relaxation.
LCG Jealousy
PEANUT BUTTER JEALOUSY X LEMON CHERRY GELATO
Sociable + Candy Gas
A candy-forward cross with hints of gas, this popular blend has clout for a reason.
Lost in the Sauce
(AFGAN SKUNK X NEPALESE HASHPLANT) X (GIRL SCOUT COOKIES X BLUE DREAM)
Introspective + Herbal Fruit
Both tasty and intense, this blend includes a pure sativa Nepalese Landrace.
Stairway to Heaven
TALLYMON X HONEY BANANA
Aroused + Honey Fruit
A unique and flavorful strain blend with fruity terps and euphoric feels.
Truff and Tumble
GUAVAZ X WHITE TRUFFLE
Motivated + Savory Swet
The potent Truffle strain fused with the flavorful Guavaz strain for free-spirited spunk.
White Widow XO
WHITE WIDOW X CHOCOLOPE KUSH
Euphoric + Dank Chocolate
A famous fem cross with a chocolate kiss will leave you feeling hella happy.
Feminized FAQs
Feminized seeds boast an almost 100% yield of female plants. We recommend growing them in a controlled, indoor environment.
These are the seeds for growers with the buds-before-bros mindset. That is: achieving an ample yield of legal limit-potency THCa and consumable flower, while minimizing interference from male pollen. As such, they’re a cost-effective option for folks who want seeds specifically for a single, stellar crop.
Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer. That’s because we meticulously source our seeds from top-breeders and geneticists by the strain. We’ve curated an impeccable stash for every kind of grower with every kind of preference. Each seed is categorized by their type: either Autoflower, Feminized, or Regular. From there, you can go down a whole rabbit hole of filtrations.
Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product. While we have successfully replicated our approach innumerable times and work tirelessly to source the highest-possible quality seeds, it’s inescapable that planting and growing cannabis is a biological process. And so, not every seed will germinate!
Customers can receive replacement seeds when:
(1) both seeds from a 2-count package do not germinate and/or 5 or more seeds from a 10-count package do not germinate; or,
(2) picture proof is provided to hello@growfunkybeans.com. Our team will review your case and get back to you within 2 business days.
If customers are eligible for replacement, Funky Beans will ship only the number of replacement seeds for those that did not germinate. Seeds that do not germinate due to grower deviation from the grow guide, or that are lost/damaged after receiving them, will not be replaced.
If seeds have been damaged during shipping, please send a photo of your shipment to hello@growfunkybeans.com within 21 days of receipt to receive replacement. For more information, view our Terms & Conditions.
Unopened seed packages can be exchanged within 21 days of receiving them. Contact hello@growfunkybeans.com to initiate an exchange.
Seeds will be shipped one day after payment has been processed.
For all information about orders, shipping, returns, payments and refunds, view our Terms & Conditions.
Talkin’ terpenes
& selecting strains
While the terpene profile tickles your senses, the chemotype delivers dominant strain-specific stimulation.
We’ve got the low-down on the lingo and everything for you to know to select the right seeds for your unique needs.
Poppin’ beans
& growin’ greens
Is it the craft of highly skilled breeders and growers? Yes. Is it possible to achieve at home, even if you don’t have experience? Also yes.
Everyone can grow cannabis and we daresay that includes you. See how easy it can be with our beans-to-greens grow guide.