The Automagic Autoflower
Unbelievably easy growing greens.

BEGINNER – LOWER YIELD
Perfect for the home-growing newbie. These plants are so easy to grow, it’s like magic…(but actually it’s science). You’ll believe it when you see it.

Chemdawg Auto
CHEMDAWG BX1
Creative + Piney Diesel
Punchy, piney, and invoking creative thought, its potency is celebrated for its cerebral effects.

Couch Kush
PAPAYA X TRIANGLE KUSH
Creative + Peppery Citrus
Heavy-hitters converge to bring you this bold, heady blend with notes of pepper and citrus.

Eurotrip
SHERBACIO X MAC 1
Happy + Creamy Vanilla
A truly 50/50 balanced blend of two vibrant and delightfully delicious strains.

Ghost OG BX1
GHOST OG BX1
Positive + Sweet Lemon
Fast-acting and moderately potent, this indica strain delivers bright, positive vibes.

Mintal Madness
GHOST OG X BACIO GELATO
Buzzy + Menthol Citrus
Euphorically delicious, it’s delightful indica that administers a strong buzz.

OG Kush Auto
OG AUTO
Hungry + Woody Citrus
Our most stable autoflower with excellent crop consistency, this is the automagic OG.

Smells Like Teen Spirit
STRAWNANA X OG AUTO
Motivated + Sweet Berries
Big bud production with even bigger berry flavor, a true OG Auto that lives up to its reputation.

The Grape Gatsby
GRAPE GAS X TRIANGLE KUSH
Upbeat + Diesel Grape
Boasting a litany of enticing effects, it’s a diesel-lover’s dream cross.

The Notorious M.A.C
MAC 1 BX1
Motivated + Smooth Butter
Miracle Alien Cookies amped up for a potent backcross that elevates the mind.
Automagic FAQs
Plants growing from autoflower seeds can do so independently of the photoperiod, meaning the ambient light cycle doesn’t matter. They can grow anywhere, but we recommend rearing them outside for the bulk of their growth period.
Celebrated by the easy-growing groupies, autoflower is perfect for people who are dipping their toes in the home cultivation craft. Generally an easy-going plant, it is also prized for its small stature. So, growers interested in a more stealthy approach to their practice, or simply want to take up less space with their project, would prefer autoflowers. Also, due to their diva-free demeanor, they are favorable for their fast growth periods. Growers that are hoping for rapid yield would be attracted to this variety.
Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer. That’s because we meticulously source our seeds from top-breeders and geneticists by the strain. We’ve curated an impeccable stash for every kind of grower with every kind of preference. Each seed is categorized by their type: either Autoflower, Feminized, or Regular. From there, you can go down a whole rabbit hole of filtrations.
Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product. While we have successfully replicated our approach innumerable times and work tirelessly to source the highest-possible quality seeds, it’s inescapable that planting and growing cannabis is a biological process. And so, not every seed will germinate!
Customers can receive replacement seeds when:
(1) both seeds from a 2-count package do not germinate and/or 5 or more seeds from a 10-count package do not germinate; or,
(2) picture proof is provided to hello@growfunkybeans.com. Our team will review your case and get back to you within 2 business days.
If customers are eligible for replacement, Funky Beans will ship only the number of replacement seeds for those that did not germinate. Seeds that do not germinate due to grower deviation from the grow guide, or that are lost/damaged after receiving them, will not be replaced.
If seeds have been damaged during shipping, please send a photo of your shipment to hello@growfunkybeans.com within 21 days of receipt to receive replacement. For more information, view our Terms & Conditions.
Unopened seed packages can be exchanged within 21 days of receiving them. Contact hello@growfunkybeans.com to initiate an exchange.
Seeds will be shipped one day after payment has been processed.
For all information about orders, shipping, returns, payments and refunds, view our Terms & Conditions.
Talkin’ terpenes
& selecting strains
While the terpene profile tickles your senses, the chemotype delivers dominant strain-specific stimulation.
We’ve got the low-down on the lingo and everything for you to know to select the right seeds for your unique needs.
Poppin’ beans
& growin’ greens
Is it the craft of highly skilled breeders and growers? Yes. Is it possible to achieve at home, even if you don’t have experience? Also yes.
Everyone can grow cannabis and we daresay that includes you. See how easy it can be with our beans-to-greens grow guide.