A celebration of
the plant, the process,
and the people.

Love cannabis? Us, too.

So much that we wanted to make the grow-at-home experience accessible and fun(ky) for everyone. That’s why we’ve set out to set you up for success: starting with the best seeds, followed up with expert support.

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Serious About Seeds

It started with Ryan Saari, a native of East Tennessee, who was an early advocate for the wellness benefits of cannabis products. Hoping to help others gain reliable access to quality goods, he founded Smoky Mountain CBD, a holistic wellness CBD brand with benefit-driven solutions. And it became clear that quality in manufactured goods started at the very beginning of the plant’s life cycle: seeds.

But Keep it Funky:

By fostering relationships with some of the best cannabis breeders in the biz, Ryan accrued a bank of strain-specific seeds with which he developed a beginner-friendly method for successful rearing. Years of sourcing, banking, growing, and testing, Funky Beans is demonstrably passionate for your DIY project.

Rooted in Hemp

We see growing cannabis for the true craft that it is, embedded in generations of refining technique and reaping the rewards. We’re tipping our hat to the history, culture, & science behind hemp, factors that are easily forgotten when one only partakes in the final product.

Akin to home brewing, arts & crafts, or even vegetable gardening, you can find the final product in a store… but what’s the fun in that? This is grow-at home cannabis with a process that’s accessible, inclusive, and offers an experience alongside exceptional products.

Quality

In everything we offer

A full-stop initiative that extends through our products, resources, and services: we maintain quality at our core.

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Integrity

In everything we do

We not only represent our brand, we represent the industry at its peak. And out of respect for the plight of this plant and people who love it, we hold ourselves accountable for the products and educational insights we put out there.

Community

With our groupies + you

The community thread runs deep in the cannabis culture and we’re excited to carry it on with an era of informed home-growers.

From our industry network to our newest buyers, you’re joining a group of pretty rad peeps.

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Keep your friends close and your seed sources closer.

Those kids who made really good grades in science class, then grew up to be professionals in botanical genetics and breeding in the burgeoning cannabis industry? They’re our friends. And they are from whom we source our seeds.

Thanks to the scientific process and stringent vetting, our seeds are grouped into one of three categories. Depending on your experience level and growing goals, including factors like yield, growth rate, breeding, etc., you choose from autoflower, feminized, or regular seeds.

Within those types, you can sort your selection by the dominant strain variant: indica or sativa, based on your final product preferences.

This is cannabis seed shopping:
personalized & funkified.

Seeds that grow greens, we promise.

Our promise extends through our community of growers from a place of sincere respect for the product.

We are committed to ensuring that customers receive seeds that germinate and are of the variety they have selected. But, as it is in nature- some seeds just don’t pop (even with our exhaustively tested method). Check out our FAQs for how to replace those stubborn seeds.

Lastly, we promise to support you: our community and growers. We’re so excited to share our wealth of knowledge with you, we built an entire knowledge base the Green House, for you to explore.

Bring your questions, comments, concerns to our Contact Page – we’re here to field conversations about cannabis cultivation as you discover the joy of home-growing.

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