Growing your
own funky flower
just got easier.
Get in the groove of growing your own cannabis from a
selection of superior strain-specific seeds.
Master the craft with
bean-to-green support
Whether you’re a canna-curious novice, a seasoned pro, or something in between, we’re here to support you through your home-growing journey. Using our expert guidance, you can experience the craft of rearing cannabis and enjoy the funky flowers of your labor.
Welcome to the Funky Beans community – let’s get you growing.
Talkin’ terpenes
& selecting strains
While the terpene profile tickles your senses, the chemotype delivers dominant strain-specific stimulation.
We’ve got the low-down on the lingo and everything for you to know to select the right seeds for your unique needs.
Poppin’ beans
& growin’ greens
Is it the craft of highly skilled breeders and growers? Yes. Is it possible to achieve at home, even if you don’t have experience? Also yes.
Everyone can grow cannabis and we daresay that includes you. See how easy it can be with our beans-to-greens grow guide.
Fresh drops
from the Funky vault
Limited-run cannabis genetics, fan favorites, and fresh heat from the Funky Beans seed lineup.
We’re always rotating new cannabis strains, fresh restocks, and funky genetics through the shop. From heavy-hitting cannabis genetics to experimental flavor bombs packed with loud terpene profiles, this is where you’ll find the newest additions before they disappear.
Whether you’re hunting for beginner-friendly autoflower seeds, potent feminized genetics, or rare cultivars with unique flavor and aroma profiles, the Funky vault is stocked with premium cannabis seeds for every kind of grower.
Browse the latest drops, discover trending strains, and explore fresh genetics selected for potency, flavor, yield, and grow performance.
Keep your eyes peeled: New cannabis genetics, fresh seed drops, limited-run strains, and restocks land regularly at Funky Beans.
If it’s loud, funky, rare, or flying off the shelves, odds are you’ll find it here first.
Our passion for your project
We see you, canna-fan, and we want you to know: you’re in good company.
We’re here to help you appreciate our favorite funky plant even more with a guided grow-at-home experience.
QUALITY
In practice and product, it’s our promise to offer you only the best.
INTEGRITY
Transparent, responsible, and accountable. You can trust us; you can trust our seeds. Period.
COMMUNITY
You’re invited into this colorful culture of passionate professionals and fun-loving fans.
Save bucks on your beans
Come on in to this cool community of cannabis growers that like to save money on the reg.
Earn CannaCredits every time you shop and redeem them for discounts on future orders.
Simple, flexible, and built for repeat growers.
Shop
Premium Seeds
Earn 1 CannaCredit for every $1 spent
Bank
Your Credits
Save points for future discounts and rewards
Redeem
& Save
100 CannaCredits = $10 off your order
Stack
The Perks
Combine rewards with sales, drops, and promos
Here’s some Funky FAQs
find the A to your QBinge the Chronicles
We’ve got ALL the pro tips plus info you probably didn’t even know you wanted to know.
But…the more you know, the more you grow.
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 1
Step 1 of 6: Germinate the beans
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 2
Step 2 of 6: Plant the beans
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 3
Step 3 of 6: Maintain the seedlings
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 4
Step 4 of 6: Bulk the veg-gals
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 5
Step 5 of 6: Feed the flowers
The Beans-to-Greens Grow Guide: Step 6
Step 6 of 6: Harvest the bud
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